Can you make any real money with survey sites?

What's the deal with PAID survey sites? 
Recently I have been signing up for a lot of different survey sites to make some extra money.  After thoroughly testing numerous paid survey sites, countless hours of frustration I present to you an insiders look at the Wonderful World of Paid Survey Sites.  
 
First I'd like to clarify a few things about doing online surveys.

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